Red Baron Crunch Time

I'm always curious when I see a new frozen pizza. This one was… interesting.
It's a basic pepperoni pizza, but it's mostly baked already, so you're just supposed to… put it in the microwave for five minutes. That doesn't seem like a good way to have a pizza like this, but hey I'm up for a 5-minute pizza, and I generally like Red Baron.
It's… fine.
It's not good. If I frequently desperately needed a pizza in 5 minutes I guess it's an okay option, but there are many better microwavable meals.
If you really want fast pizza, either have some pizza rolls or something, or wait 5 more minutes for a small toaster oven pizza, it's so much better.